Running Facts

FACTS ABOUT RUNNING

hundreds of facts I could find, anything 
from records to things about cheetahs.  

We’re not going to talk about the cheetahs,  

you know they’re fast. But I am going to 
bring you four weird facts here in a minute.
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Now, let’s talk about the weird facts I found 
and there are some doozies in this list. But  
the first one is something that kind of stuck 
out in me because we’re always trying to look at  

what’s the best way we can be better, right? 
How do we be a faster runner? How do we be  
more efficient? Well, one of the things we do is 
we take energy gels, right? You’re going to go  

out for a really long run, you’re going to do 
your half-marathon/marathon, whatever you’re  
going to have to eat during it. So, we eat these 
energy gels of all varying kinds. And this has  
been going on for a long, long time. Much longer 
then the energy gel industry has been around.

Back in Victorian times, it was actually 
common or not uncommon for people to drink  
champagne as an energy drink. Now, this is, to 
me, ridiculous. First, champagne’s for winners,  
not at the starting line. But we didn’t know 
that then apparently, that alcohol is a diuretic,  

so it actually makes you dehydrated and does 
the opposite of performing well. So, my guess,  
if I had to make one is that it was probably 
more of the placebo effect where it’s like,  

champagne is for winners. So, 
I’m going to drink champagne, 
this is going to make me go 
fast, and that’s the rationale.

Now, I could be completely off base 
here, I didn’t live in Victorian times,  

clearly, as I’m alive right now. But this kind 
of idea and tradition is thought to go back to  
even Ancient Greece or China, where people 
have used things like cocaine and heroin as  
stimulants to improve their performance. So, know 
that we’ve been trying all kinds of different  

pills, potions, and powders for ages and ages 
to enhance our performance. So, if you do this,  
don’t take cocaine before a race, for multiple 
reasons. But know that you’re not alone if  
you’re trying to modify your performance. 
This is kind of a natural human tendency.
 
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Number two, and this is going to feel at home 
with me because this is something I deal with  
every single day on every single run, pretty much 
regardless of the weather, but you are with me,  
if you’re in this fact. 56% of people when 
they run outside, get runny noses.

 Now,  
I have allergies that affect me all the time, 
so I just happen to be one of those people that  
pretty much gets it nearly 100% of the time. 
So much that it was a running joke in college  

that if I accidentally spat on one of my teammates 
while I was out on a run, that it would give them  
magical powers to run faster. I appreciated their 
humor, I certainly didn’t do it on purpose. And it  
didn’t happen that often. But if you are with me, 
and you deal with sinus issues, it is terrible,  
terrible, terrible. 

And I know because of this 
fact that at least half of you or if we split  
you down the half, half of you are going to be in 
this group deals with this from time to time.

So, it just amazes me that over half, 56% of 
people deal with this. It kind of makes me wonder  
about evolution a little bit. How do we continue 
forward? Why aren’t we better than that? It makes  
I wonder if we could figure out how to get rid of 
the weakest and make the stronger people stronger.  

I don’t know. There’s some kind of joking here 
about the strong surviving and the weak don’t,  
and how mucus is going to attract people. I’m not 
quite sure what it is. I’ll get back to you on  
my career as a stand-up comedian. Or you can just 
hit subscribe and watch me fail at terrible jokes  
in real-time. In any case, if you’re with me, 
leave me a comment below. 

Let me know what do  
you do to deal with that? Or are you just doing 
the old snot rocket when you’re out on the run?

Number three. Okay. This one, guys. 
Okay. This one stuck out to me because  
I’m just imagining a bunch of guys 
sitting around in a lab trying to envision  
how do they take their passions and combine 
them into their job? And what they ended up with  
is, hey, let’s study the movement of 
women’s breasts while they’re running.  

How did this get approved by an IRB? How did this 
happen? Now, obviously, colloquially, culturally,  

we think about women’s breasts bouncing up and 
down when they run. Try not to stare. It’s not  
polite, even if it’s also been shown that 
it’s almost an unconscious tendency to look.  

So, maybe you’re off the hook a little 
bit, but don’t stare. It’s not right.

But at the University of Portsmouth, they actually 
found in this study, that women’s breasts don’t do  
an up and down movement, they make a figure-eight 
movement while they’re running. It still astounds  
me that this is a fact I get to present to you. 

How? Why? Why was this a thing? How does it help  
us? Does it help us? I don’t know. 

I talk to a lot of academic researchers on the Smart Athlete.  
 
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I just can’t imagine any of the people that I 
speak to, that are doing these very important  


projects that do things to affect us, both in 
athletics and beyond working on something of this  
nature. So, maybe I’m not lowbrow enough. But that 
is a weird fact. So, we’ll get on to number four.
My fourth and final fact for you 
today has to do with your heart.  

Now, we obviously know your heart 
is very important when we go run.  
But did you know that when you’re running, the 
amount of pressure that your heart is creating, if  
pierced, would have the ability to squirt your 
blood 30 feet? That’s a lot of pressure. That’s  
a lot of pressure. I’m just imagining 
something going horrifically wrong  

in a comics -- kind of a comics scene of Monty 
Python-type style episode. Somebody’s out running,  
and their heart bursting and squirting all over 
their companions as they’re running a marathon.

Obviously, the reality of that would 
be horrific. But at least in my mind,  
it’s more of a comedic scene. In any case, 
it’s a weird fact. Why do we know that?  

Again, who decided to calculate that? It’s 
these are weird facts I want to know about. 

So if you have more weird facts, like these, leave 
them down in the comments below. Share them with  
me, share them with your fellow runners. We want 
to know what weird facts about running can you  

find. As always, I’ll see you next time 
on the next Interesting  Facts
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