FACTS ABOUT RUNNING
hundreds of facts I could find, anything
from records to things about cheetahs.
We’re not going to talk about the cheetahs,
you know they’re fast. But I am going to
bring you four weird facts here in a minute.
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Now, let’s talk about the weird facts I found
and there are some doozies in this list. But
the first one is something that kind of stuck
out in me because we’re always trying to look at
what’s the best way we can be better, right?
How do we be a faster runner? How do we be
more efficient? Well, one of the things we do is
we take energy gels, right? You’re going to go
out for a really long run, you’re going to do
your half-marathon/marathon, whatever you’re
going to have to eat during it. So, we eat these
energy gels of all varying kinds. And this has
been going on for a long, long time. Much longer
then the energy gel industry has been around.
Back in Victorian times, it was actually
common or not uncommon for people to drink
champagne as an energy drink. Now, this is, to
me, ridiculous. First, champagne’s for winners,
not at the starting line. But we didn’t know
that then apparently, that alcohol is a diuretic,
so it actually makes you dehydrated and does
the opposite of performing well. So, my guess,
if I had to make one is that it was probably
more of the placebo effect where it’s like,
champagne is for winners. So,
I’m going to drink champagne,
this is going to make me go
fast, and that’s the rationale.
Now, I could be completely off base
here, I didn’t live in Victorian times,
clearly, as I’m alive right now. But this kind
of idea and tradition is thought to go back to
even Ancient Greece or China, where people
have used things like cocaine and heroin as
stimulants to improve their performance. So, know
that we’ve been trying all kinds of different
pills, potions, and powders for ages and ages
to enhance our performance. So, if you do this,
don’t take cocaine before a race, for multiple
reasons. But know that you’re not alone if
you’re trying to modify your performance.
This is kind of a natural human tendency.
Number two, and this is going to feel at home
with me because this is something I deal with
every single day on every single run, pretty much
regardless of the weather, but you are with me,
if you’re in this fact. 56% of people when
they run outside, get runny noses.
Now,
I have allergies that affect me all the time,
so I just happen to be one of those people that
pretty much gets it nearly 100% of the time.
So much that it was a running joke in college
that if I accidentally spat on one of my teammates
while I was out on a run, that it would give them
magical powers to run faster. I appreciated their
humor, I certainly didn’t do it on purpose. And it
didn’t happen that often. But if you are with me,
and you deal with sinus issues, it is terrible,
terrible, terrible.
And I know because of this
fact that at least half of you or if we split
you down the half, half of you are going to be in
this group deals with this from time to time.
So, it just amazes me that over half, 56% of
people deal with this. It kind of makes me wonder
about evolution a little bit. How do we continue
forward? Why aren’t we better than that? It makes
I wonder if we could figure out how to get rid of
the weakest and make the stronger people stronger.
I don’t know. There’s some kind of joking here
about the strong surviving and the weak don’t,
and how mucus is going to attract people. I’m not
quite sure what it is. I’ll get back to you on
my career as a stand-up comedian. Or you can just
hit subscribe and watch me fail at terrible jokes
in real-time. In any case, if you’re with me,
leave me a comment below.
Let me know what do
you do to deal with that? Or are you just doing
the old snot rocket when you’re out on the run?
Number three. Okay. This one, guys.
Okay. This one stuck out to me because
I’m just imagining a bunch of guys
sitting around in a lab trying to envision
how do they take their passions and combine
them into their job? And what they ended up with
is, hey, let’s study the movement of
women’s breasts while they’re running.
How did this get approved by an IRB? How did this
happen? Now, obviously, colloquially, culturally,
we think about women’s breasts bouncing up and
down when they run. Try not to stare. It’s not
polite, even if it’s also been shown that
it’s almost an unconscious tendency to look.
So, maybe you’re off the hook a little
bit, but don’t stare. It’s not right.
But at the University of Portsmouth, they actually
found in this study, that women’s breasts don’t do
an up and down movement, they make a figure-eight
movement while they’re running. It still astounds
me that this is a fact I get to present to you.
How? Why? Why was this a thing? How does it help
us? Does it help us? I don’t know.
I talk to a lot of academic researchers on the Smart Athlete.
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I just can’t imagine any of the people that I
speak to, that are doing these very important
projects that do things to affect us, both in
athletics and beyond working on something of this
nature. So, maybe I’m not lowbrow enough. But that
is a weird fact. So, we’ll get on to number four.
My fourth and final fact for you
today has to do with your heart.
Now, we obviously know your heart
is very important when we go run.
But did you know that when you’re running, the
amount of pressure that your heart is creating, if
pierced, would have the ability to squirt your
blood 30 feet? That’s a lot of pressure. That’s
a lot of pressure. I’m just imagining
something going horrifically wrong
in a comics -- kind of a comics scene of Monty
Python-type style episode. Somebody’s out running,
and their heart bursting and squirting all over
their companions as they’re running a marathon.
Obviously, the reality of that would
be horrific. But at least in my mind,
it’s more of a comedic scene. In any case,
it’s a weird fact. Why do we know that?
Again, who decided to calculate that? It’s
these are weird facts I want to know about.
So if you have more weird facts, like these, leave
them down in the comments below. Share them with
me, share them with your fellow runners. We want
to know what weird facts about running can you
find. As always, I’ll see you next time
on the next Interesting Facts
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